【九九消寒】第七天 便
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<div id="tit">九九用联：茶美星奕贺拜便临春 <br>
2024-03-09樵歌：<br><br><br>
第七天 便<br><br>
专业制造敌人的人<br>
看一切都不对眼<br>
瞧那马桶，敢情也被策反<br>
于是他用自己的饭碗<br>
来排泄屎尿<br><br>
为了给别人不方便<br>
他首先把自己弄残<br>
舍得一生便秘<br>
也想看到别人尿频尿急<br><br>
去他娘的朋友圈<br>
为了钱钱<br>
他什么都敢干<br><br>
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哈哈，师兄又是一首讽刺诗句。这样的人活得很拧巴，给自己给别人都带来了麻烦{:4_187:} 这个便字，能让师兄想到屎尿，看得笑，也想起那些所谓的屎尿诗，真是污了大众的眼，偏偏人家老爸是作协的，所以屎尿的恶臭都成了香{:4_173:} 新华社评论里的八个字:“或可自赏,莫付流觞”。这八个字对贾浅浅诗中词句情趣不雅的问题，沒有过份的道德谴责，而是“或可自赏”；同时也对这种诗的公开发表提出了恰如其份的批评。“莫付流觴”就是不宜发表流传。
那么美的曲水流觞，若里面盛的都是屎尿，简直让古人想跳出坟墓来骂娘了{:4_173:} 这个便字，费思量。便，bian，造字本义为：排屎排尿，从排便缓解生理内急的含义引申出，顺、利、宜、安诸义。会意：从人，从更，人顺（变）更而安。若从政务公开、便民思想切入，体现1.适宜。2.适宜的时候；顺便的机会。3.方便；做起来不困难。4.简单的；非正式的等意思，似更佳也好展开写来。屎尿诗在小文看来是一别格，无可无不可。记得鲁迅先生讲过，揭示丑恶给人看，也是一种文学之美善。中国古代诗歌中也多有这类直白大胆的描写，正是“入木三分骂亦精”，写作的出发点是美善的就可以了。文学因为有了批评，才更加精采的。为恩师此文，点赞。 贾浅浅屎尿诗的出现，有人说是近年的怪象。我深感不以为然，反倒是认为它是时代进步的表现。因为人们开始反思，也表现出了宽容的态度，允许了它的存在。这对于国人的思想，倒是一个很大的转变。真善美的主旨不能变，但不管不顾地把什么东西都与教育意义挂上钓不看待，就有些武断了。《红楼梦》中也是脏话连篇，何以没有去说它呢？因为它是名著？非也！我以为，是它的写性、写打情骂俏，不是为了写它而写，写它是为了表现和塑造典型环境中的典型人物，别无它。 哈，诗意很有，这里也是一种张扬。
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